Samson Bristol Ferguson died today at the age of 90 years old.  Though many in his life called him Sammy, Samson Bristol Ferguson was incredibly proud of his full name, and would introduce himself as such to anyone he ever met.  He would often be found wearing an expensive dress shirt with his full named embroidered on the cuff. 

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A successful businessman, Samson Bristol Ferguson owned and operated 20 businesses which he started two a year over the course of 10 years. His business interests varied widely, and often had strange names.  If anyone ever asked him about his businesses, Samson Bristol Ferguson would only reply with a mischievous wink and a small smile.  If pressed, he would say that his life's work was not that of his businesses, but instead the businesses were created in homage to his life's work.

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It was not until the deaths of his three children Mason, Rob and Lissot in a bizarre accident that his entrepreneurial career ended. 

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Though his many businesses made him a rich man, Samson Bristol Ferguson died without a penny, claiming that anyone who could deduce his life's work would have access to a portion of his wealth, and one lucky sleuth would win an even larger prize. 

 

Samson Bristol Ferguson asked that the document below be published along with his obituary. He will be missed. 

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